Reading thru the notes, post it notes and unpublished posts that have been piling up I suddenly realized how small I have made my world in the last 3 ish years. YEARS. Not DAYS, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS. I am unsure why I have not published anything, it hasn’t been all scary swamp witch hiding in her home. […]
Returning Soon!
Almost Adulting will be returning shortly to our regularly scheduled trying to Adult! I have been off adventuring… “Fuck!” — Roy Kent
There’s a tear in my beer…
There are moments in our life that impact us so deeply that we become “before” and “after” versions of ourselves. The person we were before will no longer exist and our universe is now forever shifted, never going back to the way things were. There was no physical bomb, no flood that swept me away, […]
In this chapter we are heading West -Choose your own adventure style
If you could know your entire life story, would you do it? Would you open that book or gaze into that crystal ball? When we are young, there is a glint in our souls as we think of the future. I believe that regardless of our current circumstances, it is hard coded into our DNA […]
That one time we were in a music video…or hell..or…
As a child I was under the impression that there would be a magical day when I would grow out of feeling awkward and hopefully just stop being horrifically clumsy (I do not use the word horrifically lightly btw.) Much like my dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, this is never to be. What […]
Menu for Serial Killers…and Jesus
Someone once told me that we are doomed to repeat history unless we learn from it. I don’t remember if it was an actual person or I heard it in a movie, either way it has stuck with me. Maybe it was a quote by someone famous? I will need to go to the Google […]
Culture (kind of)
Couch conversation with the HG: HG: “WTF, why are you taking my picture?” *insert side eye glance while he is watching T.V. Me: “There is a new Google Art App that will match your face with a famous work of art!!!” “How fun is THAT?????” “I am in hour 2 of doing this with […]